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9 so-bad-they’re-good Christmas accounting jokes

As we are well and truly into the silly season, we’d thought we’d get a little silly ourselves. As bad as a Christmas cracker pun, we deduct that you audit-to enjoy these comedic assets.

What is the employment tax status of Santa’s helpers?

Elf-employed.

How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh?

Net Present Value.

There are just two rules for creating a successful accountancy business:

  1. Don’t tell them everything you know.
  2. [Redacted]

There are three types of accountants.

Those who can count and those who can’t.

Why did Santa have to fit booster seats and seat belts on his sleigh?

Because of elf and safety!

What’s the difference between a bank and an angry rhinoceros?

The bank charges more!

What do you call Tom Cruise with a low credit score?

Risky Business

Why are accounts receivable managers never accused of plagiarism?

They always give credit to others.

How does a credit controller ruin your birthday party?

By giving you your ageing report.

Have a great Christmas season and calc-u-later!

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